Let’s talk about Randi for a while
Let’s start at the begining….
Once upon a time on a beautiful spring day in February Randi was born. This day to many is known as Valentines day, but it isn’t fair to call her birthday by anything but her birthday.
Randi was a rambunxious child with the heart of a spoiled baby girl. She loved getting her way and eating food. She ran around always smiling and laughing and loving her family very much. But, Randi held a deep dark secret she did not share very often. The secret came in the form of Kelly.
When morphed together like a high quality Transformer, Randi and Kelly showed no fear in the face of adeventure. As youngsters they ran far and near and got into as much trouble as they could find. Peering into dakr windows where doll heads lay all over the place or making “friends” with the richer folk just so they could play at thier house or jump on thier lush bedding.
As they became older they also grew wiser. Learning that some times the greatest of stories could earn you the greatest of attention. All throughout elementry school they banded together and no matter how many times they got in trouble they switched the story around so that thier punishment was really a reward. All the kids in thier school were jealous of how many times they were sent to the principals office and returned with tales of candy and fun times.
As the time went on and they went from one school to the next, people became all the wiser of these two. The pair were seperated and had a very hard time dealing with this. They were a team and hadly ever left each others side. Now with Randi and Kelly in two differant class rooms at all times they only had recess to get together to make mischief. during that half hour period the two loners would sit against the wall of the school, jackets covering them from the outside world and would chat away about all the plans they had for the days to come.
If they weren’t hiding behind jackets they were obnoxiously narating the frequent basketball games that the douchier kids held. They would ramble on and on until the kids would yell at them, yet they never seemed to hear them and kept thier persistant taunting flowing so freely.
With time passing and years going by so quickly the team turned into crazy teenagers who wnated to explore the world a little more fearlessly. They plotted, planned, and partied and found themselves always into mischief. These friends were the best of buddies and always knew just what the other was thinking. They were the epitome of BFF.
One fateful day the two friends went thier seperate ways….
Lots and LOTS and LOTS of time went by and saddness filled the pairs hearts. They lived a hands reach away from eachother and often found themselves clutching picture framed photos of the other one staring longingly out the window to see if the other was home.
Time passed and saddness faded and the two buddies decided it was time to forget thier woes and reconnect to take on the world again.
When they reached eachother for the first time it was like fireworks erupting out of a canyon of smiles. Hearts and pikachus jumped around the room and the two friends ran to eachother and hugged and it was just as it had been before.
To be continued once some more time passes and my son is old enough to be influenced by Randi into doing bad things….
Moral of the first half of this story: I love that woman named Randi.
